K.d. Lang goes to
my gym. Oops, it's just a dude
with the same haircut.
True story.
By itself, the above haiku isn't very significant but I thought it blog-worthy because it was the most spontaneous piece of poetry I have ever written. Those words just fell into my head and I quickly realized that it could fit the 5-7-5 pattern by swapping a word or two. Ta-da! Damn, I'm good.
Anyway, the dude really did look like a slimmer, younger k.d. Lang. That being said, I was left with a peculiar paradox. Does this dude look like a lady? "Yes," is my first impression. Hence, I immediately likened him to the female-ish singer.
However, the more I think about it the more I want to say, "No, dude look-a-like-a mang." Here's how I figure:
This guy looks like k.d. Lang.
K.d. Lang has no discernible female features.
Consequently, k.d. Lang look-a-like-a mang.
Ergo, this guy look-a-like-a mang.
QED, bitches.
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