It's rare that I post this often but this needs to be said.
Ugly bitches.
That's right, that's what I said. Know your fuckin' role.
Do NOT under any circumstances hog gym equipment while flirting with a guy. Do not do it. You're not hot enough to pull it off. Hot chicks can get away with it because the person waiting - most likely one or more dudes - at least has something to look at while the hot chick is playing the damsel in distress.
Don't be coy.
Don't bat your lashes.
Don't act helpless.
Stop trying to get him to touch your thigh.
He won't ask for your number since he just threw up in his mouth.
You don't see me struttin' my gut at the front of your turbo kick boxing class. I know my role. My big uncoordinated ass belongs in the back. Nor do I park it on your thigh master with my legs spread eagle. Again - knowin' the role.
If you must flirt with the poor guy, get off the equipment and move out of the way. If you're smart, then you'll back the guy into a corner so he can't run.
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