Attention to Detail

It's been so long since I've posted anything here. It's not for lack of inspiration nor the lack of subject matter. It's that time is scarce. I'm on vacation now and I have a bit more time on my hands to develop posts that I hope others find worthwhile. A lot of time and thought goes into each of these posts; my readers deserve nothing less. And it's nice to see other give the same attention to detail to their work as I do to mine. Case in point:

My girlfriend and I went shopping at Victoria's Secret the other day. Honestly, this was the first occasion that I spent any significant amount of time in a VS store. And it's cool. It not quite like walking into the VS catalog; it's definitely more real. The women aren't all hot. The tits aren't all luscious. Shit, some of the chicks weren't even legal yet... Yet.

So here I am, perusing the paaaanties. And I gotta hand it to you ladies, there is so much more variety in women's underwear than in men's. Men's is pretty mundane; there's briefs, boxers, boxer-briefs, and banana hammocks. You can try to dress them up in different patterns and colors but that's pretty much all there is to it. Women's paaaanties, on the other hand, are not only varied in cut and color, but in decor. There's ribbons, ruffles, rhinestones, chiffon (lulz Ryan), and bold print written across your ass-cheeks. My favorite was a pair of paaaanties that looked like a mini-tuxedo with little buttons and a little bow tie atop teh vag. Who would have thought to dress a clam to look like a penguin. You gotta love that ingenuity and attention to detail.

But that's where the effort ended.

So, I'm poking around the store looking at everything and it all looks great. I look beneath the table on which the paaaanties are displayed and I see drawers that organize the displayed paaaanties by size. The drawers were organized as such from top to bottom:

Extra Small (top drawer)
Small
Medium
Large
Extra Large (bottom drawer)

Can anyone tell me what teh fuck is wrong with this picture? What. The. Fuck. Are the fatty girl panties doing all the way at the bottom. I do not under any circumstances want to see a girl that is shopping for that size bend over so that she can poke through the bottom drawer. The XL panties should be at the top, while the XS paaaanties should be at the bottom. That's the vertical smile that I wanna see. I wanna see the girl the wears the XS bend over and wink at me with her brown eye. The XL land beast should stay upright as often as possible.

I'm mean, right? \/\/hatever. I'm not the one that put XL at the bottom drawer. That person should be shot along with the person that made lingerie in that size.