Business in the front, party in the back!

Here I thought that mullets are predominantly a southern phenomenon. Not true. Apparently, the trendy hairdo is alive n' thrivin in the 50th state. As much as I like to poop on it, I must admit the mullet's popularity (or perhaps its notoriety) grants it more monikers than any other haircut that I know. I've heard it called squirrel pelt, mississippi mudflap, ape drape, beaver paddle, and tennessee tophat. I wish I'd taken pictures of all the mudflaps I've seen here so far.