A Super Hero Holiday Party

Nestled in the Nu'uanu Valley is a handsome fortress known only to a select few superheroes and all women of legal age. This hilltop perch is home to none other than the superhero, DareDevin. In his generous holiday spirit, he decided to open up his Palace of Porn and host the first ever Super Hero Holiday Party!!!
It was definitely a super pimpin good time. Superheroes from across the globe gathered at the home of DareDevin to celebrate the holidays. DareDevin is aptly named for his uncanny ability to seduce any woman with a wink of an eye. Here's a picture of him in is resplendent red cape and another superhero dressed as his alter ago, Kurt Kent.


In Kurt Kent's best interest, his superhero identity must not be revealed but suffice to say that he shoots darts like nobody's business and somehow managed to not age after high school. His only weakness, his kryptonite if you will, is rum & coke. Oddly, so is DareDevin's. He will not touch the stuff.

Just when me thinks it was safe to pick my spandex wedgie, a supervillain blew in with a chill and a hush. Whoooooosh!!!!! It was DareDevin's evil sister, Diabolical Den! As they are from the same bloodline, Diabolical Den and DareDevin have very similar powers. As DareDevin is able to seduce women, Diabolical Den is able to seduce men. Sensing the imminent danger, I leapt into action to face her head on! Here is a picture of yours truly, Gatman - The Brown Knight, choking out Diabolical Den.


As you can see, Gatman's gunz are always locked and loaded. As Gatman prepared to give her both barrels, DareDevin intervened on her behalf and informed me that she was here as an emissary for peace between the superheroes and the supervillains. Peace is good. Gatman approves.

Also putting in an appearance at the Super Shindig was Famous Fish who remarkably knows half the residents of Oahu.


Rumor has it that you can flip to any page in the phone book and he will know at least one person on that page. Truly remarkable.

Gatman's long time associate, Super Mario, was there as well. When Super Mario is not stomping on goombas or eating strange mushrooms, 'he' is actually a 'she' that goes by her alter ego Kelly. Regretfully, Gatman did not take a picture with Kelly in her Super Mario outfit. Gatman is disappointed with Gatman over this. Perhaps another superhero has a picture and would be kind enough to share it.

Also in attendance was the frisky Cath-woman, who refused to have her picture taken. At this time, it is unclear whether she is a hero or a villain.

Overall, the stupendous soiree was a super success. From that point forward, there was peace between the superheroes and the supervillains. Gatman thanks DareDevin for the invitation and hopes that there will be similar ventures in the future.